B.A.N.F. Cotton

High up on the slopes of Mt. Fuji in Japan's back country there lives a heard of carefully attended Alpacas. The Mountain glows at night with strange lights and the locals are baffled to find in the mornings that the baby alpacas who were fully furry the night before are now carefully sheered. Little do they know there exists a race of extra terrestrials who abduct these baby alpacas at night and sheer them for their nut fur, the softest fur in the galaxy. They carefully hand pluck each strand and sell them to fund their inter-galactic activism group "Aliens for the Ethical Treatment of Lower Lifeforms". It is at great personal cost that I purchase this cotton from them and bring it you... because I love you.

"Ethically Abducted" 100% Organic Japanese Cotton

Note:

- This is a joke... Cotton doesn't come from Alpacas it comes from Plants and B.A.N.F is 100% unbleached Organic Japanese Cotton. No Alpaca's were harmed.